Men Are Hard To Pleased

> >男人很難取悅!!
>
> >The problems with GUYS:
>
> >男人的問題是：
> >If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
>
> >如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
>
> >>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> >對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
> >If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
>
> >如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
>
> >If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> >>如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
>
> >If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
>
> >如果跟他理論，他說妳固執
>
> >If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
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> >如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
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> >If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
>
> >如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子
> >If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> >如果他比你聰明，他很棒！
>
> >If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
>
> >如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
> >If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> >如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
> >If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;>
> >如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
> >If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> >如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！
> >If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> >如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
> >If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> >如果不，他說妳不信任他
> >If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> >如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽
> >>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> >如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳
> >If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> >如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人
> >>If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> >如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的
> >>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> >如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人
> >If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> >如果他吸煙，他是紳士
> >If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> >如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
> >If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> >如果他考得好，他說是實力！
> >>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> >如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍
> >>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> >如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
> >>sooo hard to please!!!!!
> >>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> >>如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
> >>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
>
> >>如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．

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