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[转帖]一个前台小姐的超级暴笑英语会话

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比



较清闲,面带微笑的:
   
       前台小姐:“Hello.”
   
       老外:“Hi.”
   
       前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
   
       老外:“Can you speak english?”
   
       前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
   
       老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
   
       前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
   
     老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
   
     前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
   
     老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
   
     前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
心里的一个角落悬挂着一颗属于齐秦的眼泪 一直不曾滴下是因为始终无能去体会他的痛
我觉得在里面呢。。。on earth是“到底”的意思。。。
心里的一个角落悬挂着一颗属于齐秦的眼泪 一直不曾滴下是因为始终无能去体会他的痛
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