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作者: 魔幻蓝天 时间: 2004-5-12 11:24 标题: 数学家庭作业

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A little boy was doing his math homework.

　　He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine."

　　His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

　　The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

　　"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

　　"Yes," he answered.

　　So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

　　The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

　　The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine?'"

　　After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

作者: qu-jane 时间: 2004-5-12 12:21

haha~~~~~~.

作者: 凄绝美绝 时间: 2004-5-12 13:01

这叫一个逗。。。。。

作者: claire 时间: 2004-5-12 15:02

还好了不是特别逗
是你的原创吗?

作者: Tracy 时间: 2004-5-12 15:10

我每次看英语笑语都不会很开心的笑，估计是理解力不够啦。。

作者: 自己的心情 时间: 2004-5-12 19:03

Originally posted by Tracy at 2004-5-12 03:10 PM:
我每次看英语笑语都不会很开心的笑，估计是理解力不够啦。。

humorless,actually

作者: 魔幻蓝天 时间: 2004-5-13 08:18

Originally posted by claire at 2004-5-12 15:02:
还好了不是特别逗
是你的原创吗?

不是我的原创，如果是我的原创是不是就特别豆了？？

作者: claire 时间: 2004-5-13 09:45

Originally posted by 魔幻蓝天 at 2004-5-13 24:
不是我的原创，如果是我的原创是不是就特别豆了？？

对呀，真是小聪明

作者: yearnblue 时间: 2004-5-13 13:05

哈~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: 浪云 时间: 2004-5-13 13:48

水平不够啊，
看不大明白

作者: 千年琥珀 时间: 2004-5-13 21:50

呵呵
我大笑了一通
最近怎么了
一点小幽默都狂笑一通
兴许生活苍白没有可以笑的东西了

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